50 States in 50 Days

"Good morning sleepy heads", it’s the break of dawn

Time to debate the cool rankings, outside on the lawn

The game plan's laid out, in typical fashion

The car’s packed, the Wheel of Doom strapped in

Coffee cups clink as the highway calls their names

Grinding out the miles, McGriddles fueling the way

Border line crossed, New State Unlocked

Hunting for Joyride, each day a new spot

Fifty States in Fifty Days, to give kids a fighting chance

Raising millions for St. Jude, with each celebration dance

The Wheel of Doom tried to stand in their way

But not even The Split could keep these two at bay

Touring new Airbnbs, the drone takes flight

Housing goated dinners, barely a veggie in sight

Ryan runs, and now every state has a Strava stat

For Haley it’s a "Little Bit of This, Little Bit of That"

Fifty States in Fifty Days, to give kids a fighting chance

Raising millions for St. Jude, with each celebration dance

The Wheel of Doom tried to stand in their way

But not even The Split could keep these two at bay

The sun goes down, a million-dollar cake arrives

Perfect with Survivor, and a bit of Jammy Time

Reading the countless donations, just before bed

Grateful for the support, and excited for the day ahead

Fifty States in Fifty Days, to give kids a fighting chance

Raising millions for St. Jude, with each celebration dance

The Wheel of Doom tried to stand in their way

But not even The Split could keep these two at bay